[高兴诙谐]美女的聪慧(转载)

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  A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table.

  The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!“

  Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!“

  Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!“

  Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jumps the others, they begin dancing around the t able, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!“

  The bartender can’t contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed children’s jigsaw puzzle. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, “What’s all the chanting and celebration about?“

  The blonde who brought in the picture explains, “Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together.

  “The side of the box said 2 to 4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!“

  一个酒吧办事员象日常平凡一样坐在吧台后面,那时门开了,进来4个金发碧眼的美女。她们要了5瓶香槟和10只杯子,然后在一张大桌子旁坐下。

  香槟盖子翻开了,杯子里倒满了酒。她们起头恭喜:51天!51天!51天! 不久,又来了3个金发碧眼的美女。她们也参加此中,举着酒杯恭喜:51天!51天!51天!

  随后又来了2个金发碧眼的美女。她们也参加此中,恭喜的声音响彻在整个酒吧间,51天!51天!51天万岁!

  最初,第10个金发碧眼的美女进来了,胳膊下夹着张画。她走到桌前把画放在桌子中央。其别人都跳了起来,起头一边围着桌子跳舞,击掌庆祝,一边欢呼:51天!51天!51天!

  阿谁酒吧办事员不由得猎奇,因而他走到桌子前,看到桌上放着一个很标致的小孩七巧板(一种智力拼图玩具)。在欢呼声低下去时,他问阿谁带画来的女人,她们在唱什么?在恭喜什么?

  阿谁女人阐明道:每小我都认为金发碧眼的美女思维简单,并常常取笑她们。所以,她们决定改动那个事实。10小我一路买来了七巧板,并把它拼完了。“盒子边上写着2--4年,但是我们只花了51天就拼完了!”

  (备注:盒子上写的2 to 4 years,应该是适用于2--4岁的小孩)

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美女不只是颜值,美女的聪慧诙谐让我更加欣喜和敬爱!
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