A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season
decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous
trip to the city.
Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, "You
know, it's been over five years since I first came in here."
"You'll have to wait your turn, sir," replied the harried waiter.
"I can only serve one table at a time."
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